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I like stuff, and things. I'm a fairly standard human and whatnot. Got the right amount of limbs, organs, and mental disorders. I work as management at a Subway, a job which is lowly and unrewarding and which I harbor a faint hope of using to step up into something better. I've got a wildly out of control weight problem and a carefully developed facility for repartee that has only recently reached a level I deem satisfying. I dream of authoring but need to work on having a longer attention span before I can really take that anywhere. I'm a hopeless romantic and try hard to be chivalrous, and like most folk of this contradictory race, I'm sometimes the exact opposite of both. I exist. I still like LEGOs. I'm not sure why I give blood regularly, when I hate the whole process... but I suspect it's so I can drop that fact casually. My vision is terrible, but paying attention seems to make up for it.

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